A young woman goes into the doctors office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red H on her chest. How did you get that mark on your chest? asks the doctor. Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and hes so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love, she replies.

A couple of days later, another young woman comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue Y on her chest. How did you get that mark on your chest? asks the doctor. Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and hes so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love, she replies.

A couple of days later, another young woman comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green M on her chest. Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan? asks the doctor.

No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?