28
Oct

Collision Course

There was an amazing accident involving a Rabbi and a Priest. The cars are completetly shaterred though the Rabbi and the Preist dont even bare a scratch on them The Preists looks at the rabbis kippa and says:


Oh Youre a Rabbi


Then the Rabbi looks at the Preists collar and says:


Oh Youre a Priest


Yes Amswered the Priest


Well look at this both of our cars are shattered to bits, but none of us bare a scratch this must be a sign of G-D that we should be friends


Yes this is a sign exclaimed the Priest


The Rabbi notices in his car that a wine bottle with a Mogen David on it isnt broken


Look The rabbi points to the bottle, he continues My wine bottle isnt shattered this must be a sign from G-D that we should drink this to commemerate that we are friends


Yes this must be a sign says the priest who takes the bottle from the Rabbis car and starts to drink until he is half-way done with the bottle then hands it to the rabbi, where the Rabbi takes it and closes the bottle.


Arent you going to have a sip Rabbi


Nahh….. I think Ill wait for the police

Most viewed Jokes (20)