11
Aug

Comeback Lines!

M: I know how to please a woman.

W: Then please leave me alone.

M: I want to give myself to you.

W: Sorry, I dont accept cheap gifts.

M: Your hair color is fabulous.

W: Thank you. Its on aisle three at the corner drug store.

M: You look like a dream.

W: Go back to sleep.

M: I can tell that you want me.

W: Yes, I want you to leave.

M: Hey, baby, whats your sign?

W: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.

M: Your body is like a temple.

W: Sorry, there are no services today.

M: Is this seat empty?

W: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

M: Whats it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?

W: Whats it like being the biggest liar in the world?

M: Havent I seen you someplace before?

W: Yeah, thats why I dont go there anymore.

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