1. If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday. 2. Its only unethical if you get caught. 3. The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts. 4. We put the k in kwality 5. If something doesnt feel right, youre not feeling the right thing. 6. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity! 7. A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat. 8. ABANDON ALL HOPE, ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE. 9. We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members! 10. 2 days without a Human Rights Violation! 11. Your job is still better than asking You want fries with that? 12. If at first you dont succeed, try management. 13. At least youre not being rectally probed by aliens. 14. Never quit until you have another job.
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Additional Jokes From "General / Unsorted"
- How to use an ATM machine…
- At the blood donor clinic
- The Boy Who Wrote To God
- New Programming Language: C + –
- Afrer heart attack
- Few occupational hazards
- X-Files: The science adviser to whaaat?
- Knock, Knock
- Bill Collector
- Jobs and Work joke #11019
- After 3 husbands – still virgin (Risque)
- Dont Ask . . . Dont Tell . . .
- Survey on italian men
- Smoke rings
- Clinton Strikes again