… every morning is the dawn of a new error.
Cannot find REALITY.SYS … Universe halted
COFFEE.EXE missing – insert cup and press any key.
Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
C:WINDOWS C:WINDOWSGO C:PCCRAWL
C:DOS C:DOSRUN RUNDOSRUN
Best file compression utility around: DEL *.* = 100% compression.
The definition of an upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
BREAKFAST.COM halted … Cereal Port not Responding.
C:Bad command or file name: Go stand in the corner.
Why doesnit DOS ever say EXCELLENT command or filename?
… File not found. Should I fake it (Y/N)
Ethernet (n). something used to catch the Etherbunny.
An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted. Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/N)
SENILE.COM found … Out of Memory
Whois General Failure and why is he reading my hard drive?
RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
Shell to DOS … Come in DOS … do you copy? Shell to DOS
All computers wait at the same speed.
Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue.
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI