For those who have been around long enough to remember mainframes …

Several women are in a bar, talking about the veracity of their lovers. One in the party has been silent throughout the conversation.

Sally, your not saying anything. What about your lover, is he as good as these others weve been hearing about?

Well, my boyfriend is an IBM salesman. All he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tell me how great it will be when I finally get it.

Maybe we should update this by changing IBM to MicroSoft (e.g., Office version I.O.U)