Top five reasons why computers must be female

No one but their creator understands their internal
logic.

Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to
memory for future reference.

The native language used to communicate with other
computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

The message, Bad command or file name, is about as
informative as If you dont know why Im mad at you, then Im
certainly not going to tell you.

As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find
yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

In the interest of gender equality…

Top five reasons why computers must be male

Theyre heavily dependent on external tools and
equipment.

They periodically cut you off right when you think
youve established a network connection.

Theyll usually do what you ask them to do, but they
wont do more than they have to and they wont think of it on their
own.

Theyre typically obsolete within five years and need to
be traded in for a new model. Some users, however, feel theyve
already got so much invested in the darn thing that theyre compelled
to remain with an underpowered system.

They get hot when you turn them on, and thats the only
time you have their attention.