Five reasons to believe computers are female:



1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.



2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.



3. The message Bad command or file name is about as informative as, If you dont know why Im mad at you, then Im certainly not going to tell you.



4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.



5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.