(translated from a joke by Fernando Herrera)

The animals in the forest are bored, so they decide to organize an orgy. The lion, being the king, states the rules of the party:

Nobody can mate with an animal of the same species.
No condoms can be used.

All the animals hail the lion and the public rejoicing starts.

Shortly, the king decides to check whether all the animals are obeying the rules, so he looks around and sees the elephant wearing a condom.

LION – My elephant, you are disobeying me by using a condom! Youll have to be punished!

ELEPHANT – No, see, its the boa sucking my dick …