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May

Confessional

Upon entering the confessional, a young woman admitted to the priest, Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me … seven times! The priest thought long and hard, then said, Take seven lemons and squeeze them into a glass, then drink it.Will this cleanse me of my sins? the young woman asked.No, said the priest, but it will wipe that smile off your face.

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