A little black boy is in the kitchen when his black mother is baking. The black child puts his hands in the flour and rubs it all over his face. He looks at his black mom and says, Look mamma, I am a white boy!

His black mother slaps him and tells him to show his black father, and the black boy says Look daddy, I am a whiteboy!

The black father slaps his son and sends him to his black grandmother. Before he talks she slaps him too!

He goes down to his black mother and she says, Now what did you learn from all of this?

The black boy responds: I have been white for five minutes and I already hate you damn blacks!