31
Dec

Contact with aliens?

This was faxed to a friend of mine, but he isnt sure who sent it to him. This
joke works best if you print it out and leave it sitting around the office or
anywhere it will stand out and get noticed.

Hello!

Im from outer space, and Ive made myself look like a piece of paper. While
you hold me, Im having sex with your fingers.

I know it feels good to you, because youre smiling. Im very horny, so give
me to someone else when youve had enough.

Thanks!

Sincerely,
A Stranger in a Strange Land

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