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A teacher tells her class the new word for the day is Contagious, she asks the class if they could explain what the word means. She asks Joe if he can explain what the word means and he says, My Mom says to stay away from kids with chicken pox because they are contagious. The teacher says, That is very good Joe. Then she picks Suzie, who says, The atmosphere was Contagious. And the teacher says, Excellent Suzie. Then she notices that little Johnny has his hand up at the back of the class, Yes Johnny, she says. Johnny says, The other day me and my Dad were sitting around and we saw our blonde neighbor painting her fence. She had a tiny little brush you use to paint model cars, and she was going in tiny little stokes up and down the fence. My Dad says to me, Jesus, its gonna take that cunt ages to finish that fence.