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Oct

Conversion

A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it. I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah, cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he tells me last week he has decided to be a Christian. Rabbi… where did I go wrong?

Funny you should come to me, said the Rabbi. Like you, I, too, brought my boy up in the faith, put him through University, cost me a fortune, then one day he comes and tells me he has decided to become a Christian.

What did you do? asked the lawyer. I turned to God for the answer, replied the rabbi.

And what did he say?

He said, Funny you should come to me…

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