Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?

It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.



Why cant blondes make ice cubes?

They always forget the recipe.



Why dont blondes like making KOOL-AID?

Because they cant fit eight cups of water in the little packet.



Why dont blondes double recipes?

The oven doesnt go to 700 degrees.



What does a blonde make best for dinner?

Reservations.



Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!



Why was the blonde housewife mad at her husband?

He was out shooting craps and she didnt know how to cook them.