Chaplain Meemordnilaps Chaplains thought posted earlier was in error. He had St. Nicholas (the original Santa Claus) confused with St. Dracula.

St. Nicholas, as we all know, is said to have lived in a fortress in the arctic region, from which he flew to reward good and punish evil, using the great powers he gained after being rocketed to Earth from the doomed planet Krypton. That is, except when he was disguised as Clark Kent, mild-mannered reporter for a major metropolitan newspaper.

Please correct all manual and computer copies, and report to your local Inquisitor to have all traces of Meemornilaps heretical teachings erased from your mind.

– Father Talbot, Lycanthropoi Khristoi