A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.



Hi, is Tony home?



No, he went to the store.



Well, you mind if I wait?



No, come in.



They sit down and the friend says You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. Id give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one.



Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell – a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.



They sit there a while longer and Chris says They are so beautiful Ive got to see the both of them. Ill give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together.



Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he cant wait any longer and leaves.



A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says You know, your weird friend Chris came over.



Tony thinks about this for a second and says Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?