Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive there?

A man walking along a California beach stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it, and out popped a genie.

The genie said, Ok, Ok. You released me from the lamp, blah, blah, blah. This is the fourth time this month! Im getting a little sick of three wishes, so you can forget about it. You only get one wish!

The man thought, and said, Ive always wanted to go to Hawaii, but Im scared to fly and I get seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive there?

The genie said, Thats impossible. Think of the logistics! How would the supports reach the bottom the Pacific? Think of how much concrete and steel! No, think of another wish.

The man said OK and though hard.

Finally, he said, Ive been married and divorced four times. My wives always said I dont care and that Im insensitive. So I wish that I could understand women… know how they feel inside and what theyre thinking when they give me the silent treatment… know why theyre crying, what they really want when they say nothing… know how to make them truly happy…

The genie said, You want that bridge two lanes or four?

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