These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…
1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed
2. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause Im Kissing You Goodbye
3. How Can I Miss You If You Wont Go Away?
4. I Cant Get Over You, So Why Dont You Get Under Me?
5. I Dont Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
6. I Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2
7. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
8. I Keep Forgettin I Forgot About You
9. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
10. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aims Gettin Better
11. I Wouldnt Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause Im Afraid Shed Win
12. Ill Marry You Tomorrow But Lets Honeymoon Tonite
13. Im So Miserable Without You, Its Like Having You Here
14. Ive Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back Crying my eyes out over you
15. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, Id Be Out By Now
16. Mama Get A Hammer (Theres A Fly On Papas Head)
17. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Dont Love Jesus
18. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
19. Please Bypass this Heart
20. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
21. Youre The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly