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Country Song Titles

These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…

1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed

2. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause Im Kissing You Goodbye

3. How Can I Miss You If You Wont Go Away?

4. I Cant Get Over You, So Why Dont You Get Under Me?

5. I Dont Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

6. I Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2

7. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine

8. I Keep Forgettin I Forgot About You

9. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

10. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aims Gettin Better

11. I Wouldnt Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause Im Afraid Shed Win

12. Ill Marry You Tomorrow But Lets Honeymoon Tonite

13. Im So Miserable Without You, Its Like Having You Here

14. Ive Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back Crying my eyes out over you

15. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, Id Be Out By Now

16. Mama Get A Hammer (Theres A Fly On Papas Head)

17. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Dont Love Jesus

18. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him

19. Please Bypass this Heart

20. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger

21. Youre The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

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