Theres this cowboy who arrive in a little town, enters the saloon and screams: I want a woman, I wanna fuck! Welcome , says the owner, We have Rosy the Red who fucks like three witches for only $30.
Shes wonderful, says the cowboy , but I dont have so much No problem, for $20 Blondie the Blond sucks your cock out of your underwear! Shes pretty, but I dont have so much.
No problem, for $10 Terry the Terrible will keep your cock in her hand til morning! Shes nice, but I dont have…
How much the fuck you have?
Er…a quarter! All right: room 22, upstairs.
The cowboy runs upstairs, opens the door of room 22, and on the bed sees a nice young woman lying with her legs wide open; he jumps on her and begins fucking. After ten minutes he goes downstairs and asks the owner: I…I think Ive got a problem.
What about?
Well, you know the young lady in room 22…I was having fun on her, and suddenly she turned her face and threw up a white mass…
Oh, shit! John !, screams the owner to his butler, go change the corpse in room 22: its full again!!