08
Apr

Cowboy Needs Sex

Theres this cowboy who arrive in a little town, enters the saloon and screams: I want a woman, I wanna fuck! Welcome , says the owner, We have Rosy the Red who fucks like three witches for only $30.

Shes wonderful, says the cowboy , but I dont have so much No problem, for $20 Blondie the Blond sucks your cock out of your underwear! Shes pretty, but I dont have so much.

No problem, for $10 Terry the Terrible will keep your cock in her hand til morning! Shes nice, but I dont have…

How much the fuck you have?

Er…a quarter! All right: room 22, upstairs.

The cowboy runs upstairs, opens the door of room 22, and on the bed sees a nice young woman lying with her legs wide open; he jumps on her and begins fucking. After ten minutes he goes downstairs and asks the owner: I…I think Ive got a problem.

What about?

Well, you know the young lady in room 22…I was having fun on her, and suddenly she turned her face and threw up a white mass…

Oh, shit! John !, screams the owner to his butler, go change the corpse in room 22: its full again!!

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