31
Jul

Cows

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(oo) (oo) ||—-|| *
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/ | || / | || /——-/
* ||—-|| / ||—-|| (oo)
^^ ^^ vv vv (~~)

USA Cow Nerd USA Cow Australian Cow

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(00) (-o) (–) . . . (*>YAWN==/—–||
ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit
a shit shit kicked out of her

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(oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo
/——-/ /——-vv /——-/
/ | || / | || / | ||
* ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains
male relative cow cow cow cow

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SooS (oo) / (oo)
/——S/S /——-/ /S /——-/
/ | || / | || / S / | ||
* ||—-|| * ||—-||___/ S * ||—-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincolns
to George Washington this cow cow

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(oo) /——/
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| ==$ || / | [) ||
||—-|| * ||—-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Old One Arm belonged This cow was given to
to Caesars Palace Hugh Hefner for his Birthday

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( O ) (oo) (oo)
/——- / /——–/
/ | ||V | |
* ||—-|| ||——||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with
the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle

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[##] (@o)
/——-/ /——-/ /——-(__)
/ | || / | || / | || (oo)
* ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-|—/
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to
to Liliann V.L. the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman

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(oo)
/—+ +–/
/ | | | ||
* ||-+ +-||
^^ ^^ *

David Copperfields Cow David Copperfields other Cow

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(oo) o /| /|/|_ | /|
/ / / / _ / | | | |
/ _===^ ___\_____/___ |__|_|
___|__/ |/ (___________(_) //|| ||
* ^ ^ * ww ww

Mrs. OLearys Cow Cownt Dracula

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(/) ($$) (**)
/——-/ /——-/ /——-/
/ | 666 || / |=====|| / | ||
* ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^

Satanic cow Yuppie Cow Cow in love
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(oo) /——/
/——-/ / | |============>
/ | || * ||—-| (~)
* ||—-|| ~~ ~
~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi
holy cow (armed and dangerous) (—)
( )
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(o o) (o o) | |
/——- / /——- / | | |
/ | ||O / | O~ ||O | | |
* ||,—|| * ||,—|| | * |
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull Coward

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(oo) o (oo) (oo)
/——-/ ____\___/ *+——-/
/ | || / | || ||______||
* ||—-|| * ||—-|| ||—-||
OO OO OO OO OO OO
Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow

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(oo) (oo) (*||*)
/—————/ /—-/ /——-||/
/ | || / || / | ||
* ||————|| *-||—-|| * ||—-||
OO OO OO OO OO }{
li-moo-cow fastback cow teenagers cow

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(oo ) (o o) ( OO)
/———– / /—– /—- /———– /
/ || | / / | | / | / || | /
/ || |||| | | | | | / || ||||
* ||||—–|||| *| | |—–| | | * ||||—–||||
// // / / / / ^^^^ ^^^^
This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether
to Pablo Picasso Dalis favorite cow M.C. Eschers cow had
four legs or eight

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^^ (oo) (–)
^^^^ /——-/ /-/-
^^^^^ / | || /| |
^^^^^ * ||—-|| ^ | | ^
^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /—-
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ /
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ * ^
Cow surfing at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
(What a bod, huh guys?)

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(DD)
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\|| (oo) ^^ ^
|| \/ Cow chugging brews and staring at
^^ || sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
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\_ / / / / / _______ / /
Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | / /
/ / / (__)| / /
/ / / (oo)| / /
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