16
May
Patient: Doctor, youve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge to go downstairs and stick my dick into the biscuit tin. Do you know whats wrong with me?
Doctor: Yes… Youre fucking crackers!
Additional Jokes From "Foul Language"
- Mickeys divorce
- Afghanistan town names … post-bombardment
- Its not the meat
- 12 Days of Christmas
- By My Side
- Farting guest and dog called Spot
- The Last 10 Things Any Man and Woman Would Ever Say
- Daves adventure in a cave (limerick)
- Pirates in bar
- Things you should know …
- Mother Teresas Constipation
- blind pilots
- Lets Swear
- Fart categorizations
- The boy and grandpa