18
Nov

Crying in His Beer

Theres this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.

He stays like that for half-an-hour.



Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.



The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: Come on man, I was just joking. Here, Ill buy you another drink. I just cant see a man crying.



No, its not that. Today day is the worst of my life. First, I overslept and late to an important meeting. My boss, outrageous, fired me. When I left the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police, they said they could do nothing. I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab. I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And when I was thinking abo ut putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison …

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