From a recent newspaper article:

Cuba has severe shortages of almost every consumer commodity, including
food. Heres a current joke:

There was this fried egg walking down the street, minding its own
business. It hears some noise behind it, turns around, and sees a crowd
of hungry Cubans in the distance bearing down on it. It runs away as
fast as its little fried egg leggs will go, when it sees a steak.
It yells to the steak, Run away! Run away! Theyll get you too!
but the steak just laughs and says, They wont even recognize me.