A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation.

The pickle said to the cucumber, I got it bad man, everytime I get big, fat and juicy I get seasoned and put in a jar.

The cucumber said to the pickle, Well everytime I get big, fat and juicy I get chopped up and out over salad.

The penis walks by and overhears them and says, I got it worse than you both. When I get big, fat and juicy I get put in a dark, smelly room and they make me do push-ups till I throw up.