Curious child (sexual content)

A young boy comes in from playing with his friend to ask his father a question. Dad, what is a penis?

I will show you, the father says, unzipping his fly. That, my son, is a perfect penis.

The boy returns to his young playmate outside. So? What did your father say? the friend asks.

The young boy unzips his pants and says, This is a penis – and if it was four inches shorter it would be a *perfect* penis.

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