This couple have just met in a bar, really hit it off and gone back to her place to have wild, passionate sex. After they have finished he lies back with a smug look on his face, I guess that was just about the best sex you have ever had, he says.

What makes you say that? asks the woman.

Well, every time we did it, I couldnt help notice how it made your toes curl, he explains.

Oh, says the woman, that was just because most men wait to take off my pantyhose first.