All definitions taken from READERS DIGEST:

Scabbardnon-union poet
– John Dratwa
Bartletta small, familiar quotation by the Simpsons son
– Jacqueline Schiff
Stalemateex-spouse
– Phyliss Jean Porter
Silver nitraterental fee fro the Lone Rangers horse after dark
– Donald Spiegal.
Tentaclesa linebackers dream for every game
– Aaron Bigelow.
Stagnationcountry without women.
– John Dratwa
Prisma place for light waves that commit minor refractions
– Johnny Hart