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Dec

Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and

Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car
together in the midwest. A tornado comes along and
whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away.

When they come down and extract themselves from the vehicle, they
realize theyre in the land of Oz. They decide to go to see the Wizard of Oz.

Quayle says, Im going to ask the Wizard for a brain.
Gingrich says, Im going to ask the Wizard for a heart.
Clinton says, Wheres Dorothy?

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