Two little boys were in a hospital ward next to each other. One asked the other What are you here for? The other answered, I am going to have my tonsils out The first boy reassured him Thats okay I had that done a few years ago, you dont feel a thing and you get lots of ice cream after. The other boy then asked What are you here for? The first boy said I need to have a cicumcison. The other one sighed and said Thats tough, I had that done when I was seven days old and I could not walk for a year!