29
Feb

Dead dog

A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which he loved and doted on. After many long years of companionship, the dog finally died so Muldoon went to the parish priest:

Father, my dear old dog is dead. Could you be saying a mass for the creature?

Father Patrick replied, I am so very sorry to hear about your dogs death. But, unfortunately we cannot have services for an animal in the church. However, theres a new denomination down the road, no telling what they believe, but maybe theyll do something for the animal.

Muldoon said, Ill go right now. Do you think $500 is enough to donate for the service?

Father Patrick: $500? – Why didnt you tell me the dog was Catholic?!

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