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Deep Thoughts … by Jack Handy

Because of popular demand, Ill continue to post Deep Thoughts until people say they dont want it anymore or I run out. I have about 6 pages, so it should last awhile.

Deep Thoughts … by Jack Handy

If you lived in the Dark Ages and you were a catapult operator, I bet the most common question people would ask is, Cant you make it shoot farther?< Then you say, No, Im sorry. Thats as far as it shoots. I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our childrens children, because I dont think children should be having sex. If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet thats what REALLY throws you into a panic. Source: LOTD archive

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