A farmer asked a friend to recommend an attorney to defend him against a charge of bestiality.

I know a great trial lawyer, the fellow said, but hes expensive and doesnt know how to pick a jury. I know another lawyer, he continued, whos not a great trial lawyer, but hes cheap and really knows how to pick a jury.

The farmer settled on the cheap attorney, but immediately had second thoughts when the key witness, a neighbour, began his testimony.

I saw Jed mount his goat from behind, he said, and when he was finished, I saw the goat turn around and lick Jeds pecker.

The accused farmer was devastated and had all but given up hope of acquittal when a juror in overalls whispered to the fellow next to him, You know, a good goat will do that.