the teacher says to the class that she wants a sentence with the word definately in it so little sam says


the sky is definately blue miss.


the teacher replies


no sam its not because there are white clouds sometimes.


next tommy says


the grass is always green miss.


the teacher replies


no tommy because sometimes it is brown when it dies


then at the back of the class billy says


is a fart lumpy miss.


no billy why? the teacher replies.


in that case then have definately shit myself then miss.