A Frenchmen is calmly having his breakfast when an American (noisily chewing gum) sits beside him.
The Frenchman ignores the American who (not happy about this) starts a conversation.
American: Do you eat the whole bread?
French (in a bad mood): Of course!
American: We dont. We only eat what is inside and the outside we put together in a container, recycle it, transform it into croissants and sell it to France.
The French listens in silence.
The American insists: Do you eat the bread with jam?
French (now more annoyed): Of course!
American: We dont. We eat fresh fruit for our breakfast, put all the seed and the rest in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to France.
The Frenchman then asks: And what do you do with condoms once you used them?
American: We throw them away, of course!
French: We dont. We put them in a container, recycle them, transform them into chewing gum and sell it to America.
17
Dec
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