So… Did you hear about …

… the fellow in his late 40s who bought himself a dazzling, bright-red LeBaron convertible? He referred to it as his mid-life Chrysler.

… the magician and his wife who got divorced? It was all very friendly, until she said she wanted everything divided in half.

… the latest revival of Guys and Dolls? Its a politically correct version called Loathsome Oppressors and Women of Vision and Strength.

… the lawyer who frequented only posh restaurants? He was an ambiance chaser.

… the burglar who was out lurking for a job?

… the guy who was rich enough to own a limousine, but had nothing to chauffeur it?

… the podiatrist turned detective who always thought something was afoot.

… the cannibal who suffered from chronic indigestion? He ate people who disagreed with him.