There is this couple, and the wife is very self conscious. She is always asking her husband if she is still pretty, if she is too fat, and if her boobs are okay. Well, one day she is standing in front of the mirror naked and asks her husband, Honey, are my boobs too small? No, honey, they are fine. He replies. Are you sure? Yes, but if you want to make them bigger, then why dont you try rubbing toilet paper between them. So for the next couple of weeks the wife rubs toilet paper between her boobs several times a day. At the end of a couple of weeks she gets in front of the mirror again. Honey, where did you get the idea that this toilet paper thing would work? Well, you have been rubbing toilet paper between your ass all these years and thats getting bigger!