31
Jul

Different thoughts

A girl and boy had been having a relationship for about four months and one Friday night after work they meet in a bar. They stay for a few drinks and then go on to get some food at a restaurant near their respective houses. They eat then go back to his house and she stays over.

Her story:
Well, Ed was in an odd mood when I got to the bar. I thought it might have been me because I was a bit late but he didnt say anything much about it, but the conversation was quite slow going, so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately, so we go to this restaurant and hes still a bit funny and Im trying to cheer him up and start to wonder whether its me or something, so I ask him and he says no, but you know Im not really sure, so anyway, in the cab back to his house I say that I love him and he just puts his arm around me and I dont know what the hell that means, because you know he doesnt say it back or anything, so when we get back to his place Im wondering if hes going off me and so I try to ask him about it but he just switches on the TV and so I say Im going to go to sleep and then after about 10 minutes he joins me and we have sex but he seemed really distracted and so afterwards I just want to leave and, I dunno, I just dont know what he thinks any more, I mean, do you think hes met someone else?

His story:
Shit day at work. Great shag later.

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