One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him. The scientist walked up to God and said, God, weve decided that we no longer need you. Were to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why dont you just go on and get lost.

God listened very patiently and kindly to the man and after the scientist was done talking, God said, Very well, how about this, lets say we have a man making contest.



To which the scientist replied, OK, great!



But God added, Now, were going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam.



The scientist said, Sure, no problem and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.



God just looked at him and said, No, no, no. You go get your own dirt!