Two Japanese businessmen were talking during their dip in the hot baths

at the geisha house.

Hirokosan, I have unpleasant news for you. Your wife is dishonoring you.

Upset, Hirokosan asked for more information.

More, she is dishonoring you with a foreigner who is of the Jewish faith.

Shocked, Hirokosan went home to confront his wife. I am told you are

dishonoring me with a foreigner of the Jewish faith.

That is a lie! she replied, outraged. Where did you hear such mishegass?

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