Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking Im a dog.
Doctor: Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.
But Im not allowed up on the couch!
Doctor, Doctor Youve got to help me – I just cant stop my hands shaking!
Doc: Do you drink a lot?
Not really – I spill most of it!
Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?
Doc: Of course. Just take this hammer and smash yourself in the head.
Then youll have a bad headache.
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking Im God!
Doc: When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth, then the…
Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee!
Doc: Have you ever tried it by taking the spoon out FIRST?
Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?
Doc: I never make rash promises!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking Im a frog!
Doc: So whats wrong with that?
I think Im going to croak!