Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking Im a dog.
Doctor: Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.
But Im not allowed up on the couch!
Doctor, Doctor Youve got to help me – I just cant stop my hands shaking!
Doc: Do you drink a lot?
Not really – I spill most of it!
Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?
Doc: Of course. Just take this hammer and smash yourself in the head.
Then youll have a bad headache.
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking Im God!
Doc: When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth, then the…
Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee!
Doc: Have you ever tried it by taking the spoon out FIRST?
Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?
Doc: I never make rash promises!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking Im a frog!
Doc: So whats wrong with that?
I think Im going to croak!
09
Aug
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- The Boy Who Wrote To God
- New Programming Language: C + –
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- X-Files: The science adviser to whaaat?
- Knock, Knock
- Bill Collector
- Jobs and Work joke #11019
- After 3 husbands – still virgin (Risque)
- Dont Ask . . . Dont Tell . . .
- Survey on italian men
- Smoke rings
- Clinton Strikes again