A women accompanied her husband to the doctors office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.

He said: If you dont do the following, your husband will surely die. 1. Each morning , fix him a healthy breakfast.

2. Be pleasant and make sure he is in a good mood.

3. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal.

4. For dinner, prepare him an especially nice meal.

5. Dont burden him with chores as he probably had a hard day.

6. Dont discuss yuor problems with him.

7. And most importantly, have sex with him several times a week and satisfy his every whim.



On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor said to her.



Youre going to DIE she replied.