Dog quotes

If your dog is fat, you arent getting enough exercise

Some days youre the dog; some days youre the hydrant.

Whoever said you cant buy happiness forgot about puppies.
–Gene Hill

In dog years, Im dead.

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
–Aldous Huxley

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
–Robert Benchley

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think thats how dogs spend their lives.
–Sue Murphy

I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who havent got the guts to bite people themselves.
–August Strindberg

No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
–Fran Lebowitz

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
–Rita Rudner

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
–James Thurber

You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.
–Nora Ephron

Dont accept your dogs admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
–Ann Landers

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
–Robert A. Heinlein

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