Donkeys Will Kill U

A guy with a donkey walked up to a psychic and asked about his future.

The psychic said, when your donkey farts 3 times you will die.

So the man walked along with his donkey and the donkey farted.

The man said Oh no donkey you mustnt fart again.

So they kept on walking and the donkey farted again.

The man said I cant take another chance with this.

So the man then shoved a cork up the donkeys buttocks. Then the man felt relieved so they continued walking. The donkey farted yet again, sending the cork flying. The cork hit the mans head with such speed that he was killed instantly.

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