Dont dye

A blonde dyed her hair black, and thought she looked so great she decided to go for a drive in the country to celebrate. After a bit, she was driving by a sheep ranch and stopped to look at the sheep which she liked very much. She went over the the rancher and said, If I can tell you how many are in this field right now, will you let me have one? The rancher said, If you can count that fast, sure! The blonde said: 524. The rancher, amazed, told her to take her pick, for that was the exact count. After a few minutes, the blonde came back with her animal. The rancher said, If I can tell you what color your hair was before you dyed it, could I have my dog back?

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