Dont feed the animals

This couple happened to be driving through the State Park when they past a sign stating Dont feed the animals.

while driving alittle further they happen upon another sign stating Dont touch the animals.

While proceeding alittle further they happen across another sign stating Dont kill the animals.

Just then a thumping occurs under the car. They stop and the husband gets out to see that they have run down a skunk. As he peers up, he sees a park policeman on patrol heading towards them and grabs the skunk, throwing it in on his wifes lap. He jumps back into the car and his wife screams at him What am I suppose to do with this?

Put it under your dress, he says.

But it stinks, she replys.

Well plug its nose, he says.

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