Once there was a little boy name Jonny Humpharder. There was a little girl that lived down the street, and her mother always told her not to go his Jonny house or yard. So one day Johnny asks the little girl to come in his yard to play she says, my mom said I cant. Then he says Ill give you a cookie she says ok. Then he says let go in my house she says my mom says I cant he says Ill give you TWO cookies she says ok. Then he says to her lets go in my room she says my mom said I cant he says Ill give you THREE cookies she says ok. Then Jonnys mom comes home and says, Jonny Humpharder, Johnny Humpharder, he says I AM, I AM. The end (I hope you think it was funny because I do)