Dont Know Shit
Two strangers are sitting in an adjacent seats in airplane.
One guy says to the other, Lets talk. I hear that the flight will go
faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.
The other guy, who had just opened a good book, closes it slowly, takes off
his glasses and asks, What would you like to discuss?
The first guy says, Oh, I dont know; how about Nuclear Power?
The other guy says, OK, that could make for some pretty interesting
conversation. But let me ask you a question first:
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, but the deer excretes
pellets; the cow, big patties; and the horse, clumps of dried grass. Why is
that?
The first guy says, I dont know.
The other guy says, Oh? Well then, do you really think youre qualified
to discuss Nuclear Power when you dont know shit?
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