Top 10 Things Not to say to a Cop when you are PULLED OVER:

10. Back off Barney, Ive got a piece.

9. Wanta race to the station, Sparky?

8. I know I was weaving, but I cant find the Honeycomb Hideout!

7. On the way to the station lets get a twelve pack.

6. Youll never get those cuffs on me…You Wimp!

5. Come on write the freaking ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!

4. Hey, wasnt your daughter a pork queen?

3. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.

2. Hey officer is that your nightstick or are you just glad to see me?



And the Number One Thing You Shouldnt Say to a Cop:



1. Im surprised you stopped me, Robins Doughnuts has a 3 for 1 special!